I can't believe I gave Wilson credit for cutting House loose in last week's episode. Wilson makes a jellyfish look like the Lord of all Vertebrates. If you look up the word "enabler" in the dictionary you won't find a picture of Wilson and that's because he missed the photo shoot so he could show up in the photo entry for "self-destructing addict" in the background enabling.
Cuddy, apparently, is the only one with any sense right now. I applauded her decision to kick House to the curb. If he's not willing to take responsibility for his own life then there is nothing that anyone can do about it. And preserving the status quo is not the answer.
What we get this week was House dealing with his recent breakup. And by dealing with, I mean not dealing with. He takes all of his money out of the bank, checks into a hotel, and sleeps with a different hooker every hour. And for some reason decides to stage an elaborate fake murder for the benefit of freaking out the concierge. I guess everyone copes in their own way. Of course, all of this boils down to an excuse to show some tna on some very cute girls, so I'm not exactly complaining.
The patient of the week was a bull rider who had some kind of medical mystery. The interesting thing about this story was that Annoying Girl developed a crush on him. You see, her prefrontal cortex recognized him as an evolutionary specimen capable of blah blah blah psychobabble. But considering that she's lived such a sheltered life and has probably never even been on a date before, her reaction was in keeping with her character. And it made her a little more human and kept her from being overtly annoying like usual. So, I kind of liked this angle. Maybe she can get laid so she can get over her naivete and stop her self-righteous finger wagging at Chase.
So, at the end of the episode, House looks like he's going to jump and kill himself. This is the completion of an arc, I suppose, a miniature arc at least, through which his character progressed in this episode. I've always described House as a petulant child, immature, needy, whiny and lashing out when things don't go his way. He's been stuck in the terrible twos for a while now. At the end of this episode, however, he begins behaving like a petulant teenager. So the writers did find a way to make him grow! I'm so proud of our little boy. Of course, this means that he's going to be increasingly risky with not just his own life but the lives of his patients, and he's going to lash out at Cuddy even more. "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!" Slams door.
My question is: will Cuddy continue to show the same level of resolve and fire his ass when things get out of control?
Second question: The way they were all standing around in the pool at the end, it looked like he jumped into the shallow end. Wouldn't that have broken every bone in his body?
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
House Review: Bombshells
Everything old becomes new again.
At the end of last season House was sitting on the floor of his bathroom contemplating taking vicodin again. Last season he didn't, but only after Cuddy came in to save him. I remember thinking then that he had failed. You cannot rely on someone else to come in and save you like that. If he were truly going to beat his addiction that strength must come from himself. It must be his decision. As it was, with Cuddy coming in to save him, it made him completely dependent on her. Take her out of the equation and he would be right back where he was.
So, in a way, I'm glad that I was vindicated. On the other hand, this recent turn of events at the end of this episode explains a lot of what I've found so frustrating with House this season. I knew he was just circling the drain. I knew his relationship with Cuddy was doomed and that when that happened he would be right back where he was. There has been no growth and no character development. It's all been a waste of time as we've watched his hopelessly puerile antics edge him closer and closer to the edge.
Now, it is true that Gilligan can never leave the island or else there is no show, but in House's case, after, how many seasons now? I think it's different. We saw in this episode his friends turn their back on him. His team delt with the case of the week on their own and didn't want to bother House since he was dealing with his own crap. Wilson finally washed his hands of him after trying very hard to get him to do the right thing. And finally Cuddy cut him loose. All of these were the right things to do from their perspective. House has been using them all as enablers for years. But this leaves an important question: at what point does the audience follow suit? Are we going to stand by and watch House descend right back into drug addiction and misery . . . again? At one point House's self-centered and abrasive antics were charming but now he's just a drug addict. He's just a spoiled brat who chooses to be miserable. I just can't identify with him anymore. And his super powers as a doctor have been completely shot.
So where do they go from here? It seems either way the show was fucked. Either Gilligan gets off the island, thus forcing a permanent change in the show's structure, or you discover that there is no possible way for him to get off the island because he's been sabotaging the attempts all along, and that leads to a greater sense of apathy from the audience.
Oh, and the dream sequences bear mentioning. I actually kind of liked them, but they pretty much destroyed the mood of what should have been a very dramatic episode. It was like the writers didn't want you to take anything that was happening seriously (and that goes back to my apathy statement above.)
So ultimately this episode tied together a lot of the crap that I didn't like this season, making it one of the better episodes. However, the direction it seems to be going seems to be self-defeating. So I will have to wait to see how it all finally resolves.
At the end of last season House was sitting on the floor of his bathroom contemplating taking vicodin again. Last season he didn't, but only after Cuddy came in to save him. I remember thinking then that he had failed. You cannot rely on someone else to come in and save you like that. If he were truly going to beat his addiction that strength must come from himself. It must be his decision. As it was, with Cuddy coming in to save him, it made him completely dependent on her. Take her out of the equation and he would be right back where he was.
So, in a way, I'm glad that I was vindicated. On the other hand, this recent turn of events at the end of this episode explains a lot of what I've found so frustrating with House this season. I knew he was just circling the drain. I knew his relationship with Cuddy was doomed and that when that happened he would be right back where he was. There has been no growth and no character development. It's all been a waste of time as we've watched his hopelessly puerile antics edge him closer and closer to the edge.
Now, it is true that Gilligan can never leave the island or else there is no show, but in House's case, after, how many seasons now? I think it's different. We saw in this episode his friends turn their back on him. His team delt with the case of the week on their own and didn't want to bother House since he was dealing with his own crap. Wilson finally washed his hands of him after trying very hard to get him to do the right thing. And finally Cuddy cut him loose. All of these were the right things to do from their perspective. House has been using them all as enablers for years. But this leaves an important question: at what point does the audience follow suit? Are we going to stand by and watch House descend right back into drug addiction and misery . . . again? At one point House's self-centered and abrasive antics were charming but now he's just a drug addict. He's just a spoiled brat who chooses to be miserable. I just can't identify with him anymore. And his super powers as a doctor have been completely shot.
So where do they go from here? It seems either way the show was fucked. Either Gilligan gets off the island, thus forcing a permanent change in the show's structure, or you discover that there is no possible way for him to get off the island because he's been sabotaging the attempts all along, and that leads to a greater sense of apathy from the audience.
Oh, and the dream sequences bear mentioning. I actually kind of liked them, but they pretty much destroyed the mood of what should have been a very dramatic episode. It was like the writers didn't want you to take anything that was happening seriously (and that goes back to my apathy statement above.)
So ultimately this episode tied together a lot of the crap that I didn't like this season, making it one of the better episodes. However, the direction it seems to be going seems to be self-defeating. So I will have to wait to see how it all finally resolves.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Smallville Review: Masquerade
Masquerade featured the theme of identity and the struggle with which our main characters contend. Clark, after the many lost years of dragged-out dreck on this show, is finally coming to terms with his identity as the Blur. He and Lois spend some time at the beginning of the episode trying to come up with a suitable disguise for him because up till now there has been little difference between Clark Kent and the Blur. Clark acts heroic, and Lois is concerned that people might make the connection to his super hero secret. This point is hammered home when Clark, as a not-so-mild-mannered reporter investigates a crime scene while the police are cleaning up. They're practically on a first-name basis with him, and one little guy, let's call him Colin Creavey, has a case of the hero-worships for Clark and muses about whether Clark might actually be the Blur.
The other little nerdy guy that Lois is bossing around also seems to have the hero-worships for Clark at the office and treats him with a great deal of respect. This is transformed, quite well, I thought, at the end of the show when Clark realizes that the Blur is the real him, while Clark is actually the mask and he puts on the iconic glasses with which they have teased us in previous episodes. And of course they realize that the glasses aren't enough. Clark Kent doesn't hide behind a pair of glasses at all. He hides by acting so clutsy and average that no one pays much attention to him in the first place. The little nerdy guy that Lois has been bossing around bumps into Clark (after he's wearing his "disguise") at the end and not only does he not recognize Clark, he treats Clark as a subordinate. Mission accomplished.
The other thread of the identity theme is Chloe, who has been struggling with her place in the world after erasing herself from it. She's struggling with her relationship with Oliver, and doesn't quite know how to think of them together. It was fitting that they should be mistaken for a couple of undercover FBI agents. The lead-in to this plot was a bit of a stretch in the coincidence department, but it turned out well, aside from the Mr. and Mrs. Smith-style fight scene with the two of them.
Desaad kidnaps Chloe and tempts her by running her through the seven deadly sins. Chloe is resistant, though pride does seem to give her the most difficulty. Oliver, however, gives right in to the sin of wrath. What's in the box, indeed. In this case it is a nice little Omega brand revealed to us at the very end of the episode, as we see that Oliver has indeed been corrupted. I don't know where they're going with this interpretation of Darkseid, but at this point it seems a little Supernatural, though that may not necessarily be a bad thing. The Darkseid mythos in the Superman comics could be extremely dark, and so far I feel like they've done a good job with capturing that, as the episodes featuring Darkseid's minions have felt more like horror than anything else. And now that they have one the League on their side, I'm looking forward to what happens. Hopefully it won't just be another "find the right shiny thing to point at the bad guy and send him away" like they've used in previous seasons.
The other little nerdy guy that Lois is bossing around also seems to have the hero-worships for Clark at the office and treats him with a great deal of respect. This is transformed, quite well, I thought, at the end of the show when Clark realizes that the Blur is the real him, while Clark is actually the mask and he puts on the iconic glasses with which they have teased us in previous episodes. And of course they realize that the glasses aren't enough. Clark Kent doesn't hide behind a pair of glasses at all. He hides by acting so clutsy and average that no one pays much attention to him in the first place. The little nerdy guy that Lois has been bossing around bumps into Clark (after he's wearing his "disguise") at the end and not only does he not recognize Clark, he treats Clark as a subordinate. Mission accomplished.
The other thread of the identity theme is Chloe, who has been struggling with her place in the world after erasing herself from it. She's struggling with her relationship with Oliver, and doesn't quite know how to think of them together. It was fitting that they should be mistaken for a couple of undercover FBI agents. The lead-in to this plot was a bit of a stretch in the coincidence department, but it turned out well, aside from the Mr. and Mrs. Smith-style fight scene with the two of them.
Desaad kidnaps Chloe and tempts her by running her through the seven deadly sins. Chloe is resistant, though pride does seem to give her the most difficulty. Oliver, however, gives right in to the sin of wrath. What's in the box, indeed. In this case it is a nice little Omega brand revealed to us at the very end of the episode, as we see that Oliver has indeed been corrupted. I don't know where they're going with this interpretation of Darkseid, but at this point it seems a little Supernatural, though that may not necessarily be a bad thing. The Darkseid mythos in the Superman comics could be extremely dark, and so far I feel like they've done a good job with capturing that, as the episodes featuring Darkseid's minions have felt more like horror than anything else. And now that they have one the League on their side, I'm looking forward to what happens. Hopefully it won't just be another "find the right shiny thing to point at the bad guy and send him away" like they've used in previous seasons.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Crazy
Oh . . . my . . . God . . . . You know, I can entertain some pretty crazy beliefs in all sorts of far out things like alien visitation and spontaneous combustion and esp and the theory of Atlantis and the Loch Ness Monster (if there's a steady pay check in it, I'll believe anything you say.) But my God, and the God of the Baptists, but Mike Huckabee has crossed the line into utter lunatic-ville. YOU DO NOT QUESTION THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE ONE!!! Everyone knows that. (Unless you're Michelle Obama, who has referred to Kenya as Obama's "home" on a few occasions.) I mean, talk to me about 9/11 truther conspiracies and ancient alien theory all day long, but questioning the birth certificate? My God, you've got to be certifiably insane. That is loony to the bjillionth power times infinity is what that is. My heart is still palpitating from the news. Seriously.
In more serious news there appears to be at least one (and at this point, only one) member of the republican party with an actual pair of balls. I am, of course, referring to Gov. Walker and his budget proposal that he just released tonight. Let's see, he's slashing money to education, from colleges to K-12, propping up the voucher system, he's increasing money for health care, especially to the poor (but republicans HATE the POOR! I know, I know) and slashing spending overall by 6.7 per cent. I can only hope that he is starting a trend that continues in other states.
And at the federal level, the GAO report shows that there is about 100 to 200 billion dollars in duplicative annual federal spending. And the nutless wonders can barely cut 61 billion from their budget? And flinched in the showdown over a possible government shut down because the democrats think that 61 billion is too draconian? Aye carumba.
Oh, and Reason's Nanny of the Month for February is . . . drumroll . . .
In more serious news there appears to be at least one (and at this point, only one) member of the republican party with an actual pair of balls. I am, of course, referring to Gov. Walker and his budget proposal that he just released tonight. Let's see, he's slashing money to education, from colleges to K-12, propping up the voucher system, he's increasing money for health care, especially to the poor (but republicans HATE the POOR! I know, I know) and slashing spending overall by 6.7 per cent. I can only hope that he is starting a trend that continues in other states.
And at the federal level, the GAO report shows that there is about 100 to 200 billion dollars in duplicative annual federal spending. And the nutless wonders can barely cut 61 billion from their budget? And flinched in the showdown over a possible government shut down because the democrats think that 61 billion is too draconian? Aye carumba.
Oh, and Reason's Nanny of the Month for February is . . . drumroll . . .
House review: Recession Proof
I absolutely promise not to include any spoilers in this review.
Now, House. House, House, House. I swear, his relationship with Cuddy has been the most juvenile piece of crap I've ever seen on tv. I know that House is an emotionally-stunted and self-centered spoiled brat and that is part of his "charm" (and I use the word loosely) but the writers really missed a grand opportunity to use his relationship with Cuddy to show some kind of character growth in him. I mean, seriously, his addiction to Vicadin used to be an integral part of the character and they allowed him to evolve past that. Would it really be to much to ask to have him grow up? Just a little?
But no, his entire relationship is centered around making sex jokes to the woman he's supposedly in love with. Last week I thought they might finally be advancing his character a little, because here he was potentially learning that he was being a self-centered asshole and doing somehting nice for Cuddy to make it up to her. I didn't review last week's, but I felt like their problems just came out of nowhere because the writers haven't been building anything up this season. To be honest, I don't know what the writers have been doing this season. But no, we're back to sex jokes and Cuddy smiling as though it's charming.
I've always felt like Cuddy was a basket-case herself, though, with a severe mother complex and she just needs someone else to mommy, hence her attraction to House, the world's oldest and most self-centered infant. The final scene of the episode was especially telling: House, drunk off his ass, with his head on Cuddy's lap. "I'm right next to your vagina!" he says, but I would disagree in principle. You're right next to her womb. Because she has officially become your mother.
And so the plot is laid for next week, and I assume the approaching end of the season. House has lost hs powers. Again. Haven't we done this story before? I mean, he's like freaking Superman. "You cannot love a mortal woman without becoming mortal yourself. Now get in that chamber and give up your powers!" House lost his powers when he went off Vicodin. He lost his powers when he went back on Vicodin. He lost his powers that time when Cuddy played a trick on him and convinced him that his diagnosis was wrong. He lost his powers when they changed his carpet or moved his desk or whatever. The point is that House is a delicate flower that needs to be nurtured (read: enabled) and if everyone doesn't kiss his ass then people die. Except this time it's by his own choice.
So does Lisa "Lois Lane" Cuddy accept that she is destroying the most brilliant mind on the entire planet and getting people killed, or does she sacrifice her great love for the greater good and break up with House once and for all. It's drama!! I assume he'd go back to being his miserable cynical self . . . but wait, did he ever give any of that up? This season has seen him as miserable and cynical as ever. And if he applied a fraction of the time to his cases as he does to fucking with everyone, he'd be saving peole left and right. He might actually be able to take more than one case a week! I thought it was rather telling in last wek's episode when the kids asked him, "So, if you only see on patient at a time, what do you do all day?" Well, he certainly doesn't spend it diagnosing or working. He spends it goofing off and preventing anyone else from doing any work. And now rather than man up and accept that he doesn't actually do any work even when he is working, he's blaming it on his relationship with Cuddy.
The subplots this week concerned Taub and Foreman living together and getting on each other's nerves. Taub has become the show's official whipping boy, as he continues his descent into utter pathetic-ness. Poop jokes are always amusing, and definitely fit with the juvenile nature of the show. And the other subplot was continuing the trend of making Amber the most annoying character ever. Seriously, is there anything that she doesn't pass judgment on and butt into? Why is any of that crap any of her business in the first place? And now they're dragging Chase into it. I guess he misses Cameron so much that he's going to start putting the moves on the newest bleeding heart busy-body. Or maybe they'll just become "friends?" I don't know. And, increasingly, I don't care.
Oh, and you know how I said at the beginning that I promised not to include any spoilers? Well I lied!! Because everyone lies!! Get it?
Now, House. House, House, House. I swear, his relationship with Cuddy has been the most juvenile piece of crap I've ever seen on tv. I know that House is an emotionally-stunted and self-centered spoiled brat and that is part of his "charm" (and I use the word loosely) but the writers really missed a grand opportunity to use his relationship with Cuddy to show some kind of character growth in him. I mean, seriously, his addiction to Vicadin used to be an integral part of the character and they allowed him to evolve past that. Would it really be to much to ask to have him grow up? Just a little?
But no, his entire relationship is centered around making sex jokes to the woman he's supposedly in love with. Last week I thought they might finally be advancing his character a little, because here he was potentially learning that he was being a self-centered asshole and doing somehting nice for Cuddy to make it up to her. I didn't review last week's, but I felt like their problems just came out of nowhere because the writers haven't been building anything up this season. To be honest, I don't know what the writers have been doing this season. But no, we're back to sex jokes and Cuddy smiling as though it's charming.
I've always felt like Cuddy was a basket-case herself, though, with a severe mother complex and she just needs someone else to mommy, hence her attraction to House, the world's oldest and most self-centered infant. The final scene of the episode was especially telling: House, drunk off his ass, with his head on Cuddy's lap. "I'm right next to your vagina!" he says, but I would disagree in principle. You're right next to her womb. Because she has officially become your mother.
And so the plot is laid for next week, and I assume the approaching end of the season. House has lost hs powers. Again. Haven't we done this story before? I mean, he's like freaking Superman. "You cannot love a mortal woman without becoming mortal yourself. Now get in that chamber and give up your powers!" House lost his powers when he went off Vicodin. He lost his powers when he went back on Vicodin. He lost his powers that time when Cuddy played a trick on him and convinced him that his diagnosis was wrong. He lost his powers when they changed his carpet or moved his desk or whatever. The point is that House is a delicate flower that needs to be nurtured (read: enabled) and if everyone doesn't kiss his ass then people die. Except this time it's by his own choice.
So does Lisa "Lois Lane" Cuddy accept that she is destroying the most brilliant mind on the entire planet and getting people killed, or does she sacrifice her great love for the greater good and break up with House once and for all. It's drama!! I assume he'd go back to being his miserable cynical self . . . but wait, did he ever give any of that up? This season has seen him as miserable and cynical as ever. And if he applied a fraction of the time to his cases as he does to fucking with everyone, he'd be saving peole left and right. He might actually be able to take more than one case a week! I thought it was rather telling in last wek's episode when the kids asked him, "So, if you only see on patient at a time, what do you do all day?" Well, he certainly doesn't spend it diagnosing or working. He spends it goofing off and preventing anyone else from doing any work. And now rather than man up and accept that he doesn't actually do any work even when he is working, he's blaming it on his relationship with Cuddy.
The subplots this week concerned Taub and Foreman living together and getting on each other's nerves. Taub has become the show's official whipping boy, as he continues his descent into utter pathetic-ness. Poop jokes are always amusing, and definitely fit with the juvenile nature of the show. And the other subplot was continuing the trend of making Amber the most annoying character ever. Seriously, is there anything that she doesn't pass judgment on and butt into? Why is any of that crap any of her business in the first place? And now they're dragging Chase into it. I guess he misses Cameron so much that he's going to start putting the moves on the newest bleeding heart busy-body. Or maybe they'll just become "friends?" I don't know. And, increasingly, I don't care.
Oh, and you know how I said at the beginning that I promised not to include any spoilers? Well I lied!! Because everyone lies!! Get it?
Boo-yah
About a month ago I got into some bad, bad food poisoning (or at least I assume that's what it was) and got taken out for a while. And then since I'm lazy I haven't been keeping up this stupid blog, but I am forcing myself! Bully for self-discipline, no matter how belated. I am saddened that I didn't get to offer my two cents ina review for the cinematic masterpiece that was Megapython vs. Gatoroid, however, I do intend to begin reviewing shows again, as well as offering more insight into how much the democrats and republicans piss me off. A clue: lots. House review forthcoming!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
Yes, this Saturday is the debut of Mega Python vs. Gatoroid on SyFy. Oh yes.
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